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The rumours continue….

This weekend:

The Sun…..

Bryan Robson to be named as successor to Neil Warnock at Sheffield United. Sources close to the club reveal they hope to be back in the Premiership within the next 15 years.

West Ham want Craig Bellamy to replace Carlos Tevez if, as expected, the Argentine moves to one of Europes superpowers, most likely Real Madrid. When quizzed was there any truth in the rumours Bellamy attacked the reporter calling him a stupid fuc**** twat and reminding him that he’s a geezer…..

Michael Owen apparently has three games to seal an £11million transfer to Manchester Utd. With the season now over we can only assume Alex Ferguson takes a huge interest in England B internationals…….

Daily Mail…..

Portsmouth are lining up Mark Viduka and Titus Bramble on free transfers. Rumours that Bramble will be asked to play for free are apparently unfounded.

Lee Carsley is in the middle of a ‘tug-of-war’ between Everton and Wigan. Rumours are rife that this will set a new record for the least enthusiastic tug-of-war in football history, rivalling Spurs V Marseille for Djibril Cisse….

Daily Star….

It gets better for Pompey fans, the Star reckons not only are the above rumours justified but Robbie Fowler and Tal Ben Haim are in line to move on free transfers. When asked why all the free transfers, Harry Redknapp answered our journalists question with another question. “If we share a teabag we can squeeze two cups from it rather than one, that way spending less on teabags. Whaddya think???”

News of the World…..

Milan are planning a rather large bid for Didier Drogba. £28 million. At this point we’d love to mock this rumour but he did win the FA Cup for Chelsea yesterday so we’ll leave him off. Once.

Emmanuel Adebayor has snubbed a big money move to Juventus and Manchester United to sign a new four year deal at Arsenal. Now that’s just not true. That’s the closest thing to a ludicrous lie we’ve heard since Liverpool were linked with a big money move for craig Bellamy….oh. Oh dear.

Sunday Mirror….

Alan Curbishley will axe 12 of his West Ham squad this summer including Nigel Reo-Coker, Matthew Etherington, Paul Konchesky, Marlon Harewood and Bobby Zamora. His main transfer targets are Darren Bent and Craig Bellamy. West Ham chairman Eggert Magnusson may not give th go-ahead though despite Rafael Benitez’ best attempts.

The People….

Potentially bizarre signing of the summer goes to….? Well, according to The People, Chelsea want Everton defender Joleon Lescott for £10million…..Ricardo Carvalho, who recently signed a new four year deal, will now be allowed to leave for free after activating a clause which said ‘if John Terry goes and Chelsea plan on signing not John Terry to replace John Terry, I should be allowed to leave for free’.

That’s all for now folks……

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